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Children, in twenty years, guess who’s coming for dinner? 

Sons, I want you to prepare yourself for your father and I coming to dinner in around twenty years time (or whenever you hopefully move out). I’ll ring ahead of time and insist you make my favourite – lasagne – from scratch, and your dad’s favourite – apple crumble. As soon as we arrive your […]

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Then and Now

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 Now you are two but then, then you were nought you’ll never understand, the joy you have brought then you couldn’t hold up your own head then you slept next to me in my big bed then we didn’t know how to change your nappy then we didn’t know how to make you happy now […]

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Parenting Hacks (for parents who no longer give a crap)

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Parenting Hack 1 : Cleaning Your hoover nozzle is now your best friend. Use it to clean floors, tables, kitchen counters, plates, the inside of your fridge (not a euphemism), kitchen cupboards, the tray at the bottom of the toaster, mattresses, clothes, the bath, the garden and your toddler. Make sure he/she is holding tightly […]