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Ode to Alex Dyke and Nigel Farage TEEHEE! look, she’s got boobies! She’s got one of them brass-i-ere thingies. under her school shirt – you can see the straps Pull the back far back lads. Thwap! PHWOAR! She’s developed early! Just look at her tits. I’ve heard she’s admired by all the boys, she’s a […]


Two children may make you a multi-tasking Supermum.

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Since having my second child I get the same question again and again – “how are you finding it with two?” (accompanied by a ‘face’ you might pull asking ‘How was your smear test?’) The answer is – I don’t have time to answer your question Lady, GET OUT OF MY WAY! It was only […]